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The Date – 2
The words ‘serial rapist’ aren’t exactly what you’d expect to hear on a first date. My eyes started watering and there was a dull but shrill sound ringing in my ears. Like a suppressed fanny fart. I spoke with a … Continue reading
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Tagged date rape, drama queen, first dates, Nachos, rape, serial rapist, Tassenberg
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Titanic Fuck-Up
So. I watched Titanic again last night. Why in the name of the good lord, I do do not know. Well, that’s not entirely true. It was either that or the fucking news. And it pissed down with rain last … Continue reading
Posted in alcohol, alcoholism, Cape Town, Delorez Obscure, Diary, drugs, ganja
Tagged betrayal, cheating fucking husband, Ebola, Jack and Rose, relationships, Titanic
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Sitting on the Kitchen Counter
Sitting on the Kitchen Counter I’m sitting on the kitchen counter we had built in. Concrete and black tiles. I will not give Ikea a fucking cent. I watch the ants go buy, bumping into each other. Seems there are … Continue reading
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Tagged ants, Clint Eastwood, corkscrew, Ikea, meat cleaver, random thoughts, red wine, spoons, the Kitchen Counter, wine
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The Pledge (confessions of an alcoholic)
The Pledge (confessions of an alcoholic) I am never going back there again; to that place that burns red holes in my stomach, it leaves me with a sour throat and blurry eyes after I vomit in my lap and … Continue reading
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Tagged alcoholism, poetry, recovering alcoholic
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Diary Entry 7: Rainbow & Josh
Rainbow & Josh Let me be honest, the AA meetings didn’t help. Let me rephrase that: The AA meetings I attended didn’t help—and I attended more than I wanted to. After the water-into-wine escapade, I decided to attend another meeting … Continue reading
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Tagged alcoholism AA meetings, Kahlua Cream, male prostitution, rainbow, red wine prostitution, self-harm
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Diary Entry 6: So. AA Meetings
So. AA Meetings I have a drinking problem. I’ll be the first to put my hand up at the front of the classroom while old Teddy ‘Smirnoff’ Smythe’s rubbing one out under his desk at the back. The problem for … Continue reading
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Tagged AA meetings, beer, drinking, hashish, knitting, Mrs Patel, Swazi, whiskey
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Diary Entry 5: So. Rehab
Diary Entry 5: So. Rehab *I hate starting sentences with ‘so’, but I’m afraid there’s no other way to start this one.* So. Rehab: And I’m not talking AA meetings of the Jesus-is-going-to-hold-your-pathetic-little-hand-while-you-try-and-keep-on-the-straight-and-narrow kind. What that they don’t tell you … Continue reading
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Tagged AA meetings, alcoholism, Christian, Christianity, cocaine, God, Jesus, rehab, religion, Teddy Smyth, The Patels, vodka, water, wine
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