Category Archives: ganja

The Date – 1

So it turns out my husband decides he wants a divorce; I decide I’d better start looking for a shag. On the first date site I create a profile, I get three hundred and four hits in four minutes flat. … Continue reading

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Titanic Fuck-Up

So. I watched Titanic again last night. Why in the name of the good lord, I do do not know. Well, that’s not entirely true. It was either that or the fucking news. And it pissed down with rain last … Continue reading

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The Pledge (confessions of an alcoholic)

The Pledge (confessions of an alcoholic) I am never going back there again; to that place that burns red holes in my stomach, it leaves me with a sour throat and blurry eyes after I vomit in my lap and … Continue reading

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It’s WTF Thursday!

Osama   Obama   A Llama

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Don’t Ever Say You’re Bored

Don’t Ever Say You’re Bored I have to get this off my chest ‘cause it’s working on my tits. Don’t ever say you’re bored. Ever. You’re a disgrace to yourself and the entire human race. It pisses me off that … Continue reading

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Ronnie & Bob – 2

Ronnie & Bob – 2 The kitchen door lock popped open. Bob was lying on the floor and there was blood oozing from a nasty cut on her left temple and ear. I was going to hang up the phone. … Continue reading

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Ronnie & Bob – 1

*This happened a few years ago. I reread my diary from the late 90’s and discovered these entries (I rewrote it, obviously). Hope you don’t mind. I’ll get back to the story about my cheating, no-good, hairdresser-fucker husband.* Franschoek, Stellenbosch … Continue reading

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Gloria and the Aerobie

*This happened last year, but it had a significant influence on my marriage. I thought it was worth posting* Gloria and the Aerobie I answered the phone with a ‘what now?’ attitude and didn’t even look at the name on … Continue reading

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Diary Entry 4: Lucy & I

*Just to let you know that I didn’t go home last night. After I found out my husband, Mark, has been screwing around behind my back (how else?), I dropped hiss phone in the dishwater. I got dressed and looked … Continue reading

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Diary Entry 3: Lies (and Melvin)

Lies (and Melvin) This morning Mark’s phone vibrated on the solid Pine kitchen counter and danced its way through the sticky orange juice stain my husband, Mark aka Iris-fucker, didn’t clean up. “All dressed up, eh? You’re off to work … Continue reading

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